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Real Men of Genius

This might only be funny if you know someone like this... and do I Ever.

"Bud Light Presents, 'Real Men of Genius'"

Reaaaaal Men Of Genius!

"Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Bama Fan."

Mr. Delusional, Irrational Bama Faaaaaan!

"Season after season, year after year, you tell us how good you are going to be and that you are back."

We're gonna be number one!

"You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when barely beating a grossly inferior opponent."

Bear Bryant where are youuuuuuuuuuuu?

"Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of championships won 20 years before you were born."

Thank you meaningless sports pollsssssssss!

"You will point out that you have more wins than any other program, as though that is relevant to the current season."

Been playing since the eighteen ninety twoooooooooooooo!

"Go on, ignore that loss to Auburn in the regular season finale for the 5th time in a row, and continue to believe that you'll turn everything around next season."

We'll still whoop that ass! We got Nick Sabaaaaaaaaaan!

"So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you've still got those 12 National championships from The Birmingham news."

Mr. Delusional, Irrational Bama Fannnnnnn!

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chris462
Apr. 30th, 2007 04:13 am (UTC)
5400? At 11pm on a Sunday?

That sucks.
happinessiseasy
Apr. 30th, 2007 02:48 pm (UTC)
lol wow I must really post at work too much... I wrote that just as a habit. I was actually very at home last night.
dontsayroscoe
Apr. 30th, 2007 05:42 am (UTC)
Laugh it up while you still can.
happinessiseasy
Apr. 30th, 2007 02:56 pm (UTC)
I'm gonna
alruff
Apr. 30th, 2007 03:07 pm (UTC)
Your post involved beer AND football? Oh, Jim, what have they done to you?
happinessiseasy
Apr. 30th, 2007 05:06 pm (UTC)
I've liked beer for years! And you know my family. I've been hearing about football since my prenatal days.
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