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Wal-Mart Wants Republican President

Wal-Mart managers have reportedly been told by higher-ups that a Democratic president would lead to unions, less jobs, and less profits for their stores. What do you think?


Charlie London,
Paper Salesman
Pat Hertz,
Cement Truck Operator
Selma Rogowski,
Photographer
"I heard when he becomes president, Obama will completely outlaw 98-cent three-packs of socks." "It's true. We all know how Wal-Mart just barely squeaked by during the Clinton administration." "Did they have these conversations while on break? Ha! Trick question! Wal-Mart doesn't give breaks."



[The Onion]

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obajoo
Aug. 7th, 2008 06:06 pm (UTC)
I wonder who those people are in the pictures. The Onion has been using those same ones ever since I can remember.
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