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The Zing of the Day!

At Barnes & Noble tonight, I was quietly perusing Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar when a young man and (presumably) his girlfriend walked up. The girl said (quite loudly and Southerly) "I cay-an't rayde buhks. I lose ayn-tray-est too fay-ast." I try to hold back a smile, but after a few seconds, I look up, and the guy is looking at me and smiling, so I just lost it. I looked over at her and said "I believe you may be in the wrong store!"

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