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Candidates Vow To Fix Wall Street

With the Dow Jones industrial average plunging more than 500 points Monday, both Sen. John McCain and Sen. Barack Obama are claiming they have a plan to keep the country out of economic turmoil. What do you think?
 

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"I'm all for plans, but personally, I like stimulus checks myself.""If one of those guys' plans is Sarah Palin with a gun, I will be annoyed.""They both want to fix the economy? Well, now I don't know who to vote for.

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bjbass
Sep. 17th, 2008 02:15 pm (UTC)
What's scary about this is, I read this and thought it was true before I realized that it's an Onion piece. It's too close to the truth to be funny.

happinessiseasy
Sep. 17th, 2008 02:35 pm (UTC)
It is true.. except the opinions.
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