So Ted Haggard. What a guy. A gay evangelical Christian meth-head speaking out against gay marriage. But he has come up with a pretty good defense.

After his resignation, Haggard claimed that it was all a joke. "Having gay sex and buying meth from a prostitute was just my bad attempt at trying to make a joke at the liberals' expense." He also added, "I just forgot to put the word 'us' in there."

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=2626067